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Facade Bonus

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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Fri Jun 17 20 32 13 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uhp, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
No, she's supposed to be here now!

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

(Stacy knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Stacy!!

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you!   -- (interrupted)

STACY
Melons.

(Trip closes the front door.)
Bonus part to my Facade clump.

Saying "melons" when Trip first opens the door = automatic game over.

(Stacy = Me)
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epicfalcon221's avatar
I tried this and Trip just stood there for a minute and finally closed the door. :p